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lokiarmygeneral:

A headache so strong you can sense Lord Voldemort.

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lemme-holla-at-you:

2minutesofhappiness-please:

monsahm:

I will reblog this every time it comes up on my dash

Amen

YES!!!

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64kbps:

soulja boy tell em. im too shy

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the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

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drunkdilf:

don’t get me wrong I like kids… as long as they’re not: 

  • crying
  • screaming
  • pooping
  • peeing
  • barfing
  • running
  • breathing

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vonavalentine2:

classichorrorblog:

Trick R Treat (2007)

How I seduce men.

me when I orgasm.

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sacrificesatan:

dionnesyl:

So I came home from school to see my 7 year old sister putting skittles with my antidepressants, I went up to her and asked “Hey what you doing?” She looked at me, smiled and said “Skittles make me happy so I put them with your medicine that makes you happy so you can be extra happy.” That was the cutest thing i’ve ever heard.

how can you not reblog this

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big foot: im real
ppl: we thought u were a myth
big foot: u were myth-taken