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fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

This place, it's like a memory from a dream.

i love anastasia

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Second chances suck because in time it turns into 7th chance 8th chance until you realize how fucking stupid you are for giving them a second chance.

it sucks I wasted two years on you & forgave you so much when all you wanted was sex.

castiels-feathery-butt:

when he cums inside u

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dampsandwich:

*gasp* SANTA CAME!!!!!…*looks closer* all over the presents what the fuck santa

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queenlorette:

"those shorts are going to get you raped" WHEN IS THE FUCKING WORLD GOING TO CHANGE

How do you manage to have fun (sexually) with your girl while she is on her period?

Asked by Anonymous

ophelia-tagloff:

master-of-duct-tape:

embersofmysoul:

sadisticgames:

First, I have no qualms about fucking My girl when she is on her period. 

I don’t because she prefers not to, for multiple reasons, primarily, you wouldn’t be all that interested in sex if you had the equivalent of a stomach ache from hell.

So what I tend to do, is man the fuck up, leave My dick in My pants, and I take care of My girl.

I make sure We have pain meds handy, as well as a good selection of movies, chocolate, and ice cream.

Then I cuddle the shit out of her for as long as she wants and go the fuck away when she wants to be left alone and come back and cuddle the shit out of her again when she wants Me back.

I don’t worry about how to have fun sexually. I worry instead about how to best take care of My partner.

This man needs recognition

difference between ‘man’ and ‘boy’ summed up in one post

Whoever this dude is, I want to mail him a cookie bouquet.